Hey there

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

characterdesigninspiration:

Quite a few people requested some form of trait/personality generator, and here’s the result!  I wanted to keep it vague enough that the options could work for any universe, be it modern, fantasy, scifi, or anything else, so these are really just the basics. Remember that a character is much more than a list of traits, and this should only be used as a starting point– I tried to include a variety of things, but further development is definitely a must.

Could pair well with the gender and sexuality generator.

To Play: Click and drag each gif, or if that isn’t working/you’re on mobile, just take a screenshot of the whole thing (multiple screenshots may be required if you want more than one trait from each category).

maydeathneverstopyou:

remember when my chem were on hiatus in 2008 and this is what they did for a majority of the time

maydeathneverstopyou:

remember when my chem were on hiatus in 2008 and this is what they did for a majority of the time

drowninginyoursmile:

heyfunniest:

Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.

jackfrostciicle:

choosechoice:

Children’s gender roles as imposed on adults. Very ,very, very well done.

thats the reasest shit

butthickey:

creativlog:

Band-aid that goes through chemical changes to match your skintone

they look so happy about having suffered minor wounds to the face

-wondersmith:

no but a kim possible au where dean is a cheerleader at school but also crime fighting hero on the side (seriously all he wanted to do was babysit then shit happened) with sam as his genius explosive obsessed little brother and his tech-geek quartermaster charlie who makes all his gadgets

and of…

lukehemmango:

arcticmonkgays:

i’m so stoked for obama to drop his new album

"Pop Rock"

lukehemmango:

arcticmonkgays:

i’m so stoked for obama to drop his new album

"Pop Rock"

awkwardvagina:

awkwardvagina:

so yesterday i was in london and i tripped up at the tube station and was helped up by this guy so i told my friend

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and just now my friend sent me a link to this craigslist ad 

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I AM IN DISBELIEF 

Update: i have now procured a date

grandtheftwentz:

THIS IS WHY FALL OUT BOY ARE SO IMPORTANT

grandtheftwentz:

THIS IS WHY FALL OUT BOY ARE SO IMPORTANT